So on the train today I decided to systematically invent the most EXTREMEST EVER HALLOWEEN costume. It turned out to look like THIS. It's a pretty crappy drawing, but i've number-labelled each terrifying feature to make it more understandable.1) One of those Frilly Puffy out things that some Desert-Lizards have behind their heads...to scare things!
2) Can you think of anything more destructive than a black hole? Well how about a black hole instead of a face?!
3) Fake hands...but on the wrong hands...to bemuse enemies!
4) Broken chain-restraints...so you look DANGEROUS!
5) Bits of grilled bacon hanging under your armpits. Self explanatory.
6) A scorpion tail, because scorpions are deadly...
7) ....but is a scorpion sting really deadly enough? Not as deadly as...a JELLYFISH!
8) Some dangling wires so you look like you're from the future.
9) Skates. Because no-one can run from a man with skates!
10) Bits of circuitry glued to the skates...again...futuristic bastard robot from a post-apocalyptic dystopian future?
11) Boxers.
12) A Minotaur head strapped to your chest, because Minotaurs are bitchin'.
13) Bottles of urine strapped to your knees. Because quite frankly, no-one would ever mess with you.
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